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Kelsey, 19, Boston

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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edgeoftheatlas:

ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

The perfect boyfriend

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angelwards:

meladoodle:

ohh nice drawing son… ill put it right here in the shredder where it’ll be nice and safe

john winchester

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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I’ve turned into someone else (x)

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fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

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